Well, Matt Mikalatos is at it again. In Imaginary Jesus, he tore a swath across time, space, and Portland, Oregon, with Saint Peter, sifting through a bushel basket of ersatz Jesus-es in search of the genuine article.
After an adventure of that magnitude, you’d think Matt would have had enough. Au contraire, Pierre—this time, in Night of the Living Dead Christian, he’s on Neighborhood Watch, discovering there’s much, much more than rogue raccoons knocking over the trash cans on his street.
Matt’s little suburban paradise is crawling with monsters.
After a chance meeting with a mad scientist and his robot…sorry, android…companion, zombies start popping up everywhere, and that’s just the beginning. Matt finds himself on the run from undead monsters within and without, in the company of a werewolf named Luther.
If all of this sounds insane, you don’t know the half of it.
In a shocking, shocking development, I have the book, I’m reading the book, I’ve almost finished the book, and I will absotively-posilutely provide a genuine, full-up review of the book before this tour is over.
But not today.
If you can’t wait to hear more, or even if you can, take a few minutes and visit the other fine venues on this month’s CSFF Blog Tour. You’ll be glad you did.
Gillian Adams
Julie Bihn
Red Bissell
Thomas Clayton Booher
Thomas Fletcher Booher
Keanan Brand
Beckie Burnham
Morgan L. Busse
Theresa Dunlap
Amber French
Tori Greene
Nikole Hahn
Ryan Heart
Bruce Hennigan
Janeen Ippolito
Becky Jesse
Jason Joyner
Carol Keen
Leighton
Shannon McDermott
Rebecca LuElla Miller
Nissa
Joan Nienhuis
John W. Otte
Crista Richey
Sarah Sawyer
Chawna Schroeder
Rachel Starr Thomson
Steve Trower
Shane Werlinger
Nicole White
Dave Wilson
Author’s website: http://www.mikalatos.com/
Frederation 
Fred has the book?
And has read (or is the process of reading) it?
I’m not so sure we can handle this.
😉
I nearly had a coronary event myself…
Your sense of humor is so much like Matt’s, Fred. And so is Steve Trower’s. Makes for enjoyable reading.
Becky
As you noted in your post, Becky, there’s not nearly enough spoofing going on in this world.
Good writeup! I find it even more impressive given you haven’t finished the book.
Piratejulie (cool handle!),
As you may have guessed, I’ve gained lots of experience the last few go-rounds on this Tour reviewing books without reading them. I’m trying to do better. 🙂
Fred
Fred, I am honored DEEPLY HONORED that you are reading and will review my book. I look forward to it. With slight disbelief. Ha ha.
Matt-ster,
Oh, no, sir…the honor is all mine. By the way, where do I find one of those blue Bibles with the MM monogram?
Your humble servant,
Fred
Aha. You have fallen into my trap. I’ve moved on to a different Bible than that blue-with-the-monogram Bible. Mostly because the book of First John fell out of it, and that’s one of my favorites.
That’s too bad. I suppose I could just monogram my current Bible with a Sharpie.
Seriously, great work and a very fun read, Matt. Looking forward to the next one.